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Wong Chuk Hang Easter Egg run

Hare - Screwtop

Hashers - Slut Entrails, Discover Her Bay, Comes Up the Rear, Kim KardaXXXian, Lost In Space, Gobi Lo, Octopussy, Winky Twinkie, Pole Dancer, Indyanus, Foot Fetish, Lubricated Mud, Screwtop, Hopeless, Nick, Freebie, Pipe Rider, Toilet Boy, Cute Boar Butt, JV, KK, Venus

Write-up - Lost in Space

If you have ever found yourself awake at night wondering which is better, Sex on a Wednesday night or a Little Sai Wan Hash Easter egg hunt hared by Screwtop I might just have the answer for you. My source is well qualified as Fetish is part of her name and of course the answer is….. A Little Sai Wan Easter egg hunt hared by Screwtop. So lets get started.

Briefing includes the hunt for Easter eggs made of orange paper with LSW imprinted on them. Two splits with the 2nd split having no extra distance or elevation, just a tougher trail. 5-6K for W and -yikes- 10K for R.

So off we go across the flyover, down Tong Bin Lane and up to the first check. I’m not quite sure the sequence of events but the pack being well together had trouble solving the check. Allow me to Cut and Paste from CCB’s What’s App write up…. @Dan does not call trail when staring at flour. This necessitates a call to the hare who helps us and reveals that there is little to no markings….Huh?

It’s a long shiggy uphill and then very clever of the hare we go east instead of doing the reservoirs. So long contour path where I find myself “all by myself” with the only thing to look forward to is my 15 second conversation with Gobi Lo as she zooms past me.

The first R is the distance one and the second R starts out not bad and lulls me into thinking it won’t be to bad. But it kind of progressively gets worse and -oh yeah- this is the bit that’s not marked. Smart hare!

It’s kind of obvious and there is ribbons but then it gets less obvious and I make a wrong turn and oh oh. After a bit of head scratching it turns out I was only about 20 yards form the nice staircase leading back down to the road. Whew!!

Almost home and what? A CB? Oh no. But true trail is across the street and I am on in just as the pack is going to the newly renovated Thai place for a fantastic On-On. And Gobi Lo, she did the W so I never got my 15 second conversation….

Thank you hare, it was wonderful, couldn’t ask for anything more and now on to Indy for the Down-Downs after I thank Pipe Rider for allowing me to use her shoe wrapping paper to take DD notes on!!

DOWN DOWN’s by Indy

The hare - Screwtop… Best Easter Egg run of 2024!!

Screwtop - organising the creative orange 🍊 egg paper trail… 👍 and generously handing out Easter 🐣 eggs to all….

Freebie / Twinky Winky / Cute Boar Butt / Comes Up the Rear - finding the orange egg paper… great 👀 eyes !!…

Lost In Space - thanks 🙏 muchly for being hash secretary and writing down all notes…

And what did you think of the run ?
Foot Fetish - ‘better than sex on a Wednesday night!!!’ 🥳🤩🎉
Pole Dancer - ‘no trails in any direction???? ’.. and to KimKxxx for whispering On On…
TW - ‘actually it was not better than sex on a Wednesday night!!’..
Nick - blames himself cause he got lost!
Slut Entrails - ‘just like sex … he got lost in a b*sh!! ’ 😎

Virgin runners - JV… and your thoughts of first LSW run?… ’tight corners / good visibility / possibly better than sex!’… 🤓 Venus - ran with a Chanel Bag ! Will come back with better shoes next time!!..

Roy - brought by Pipe Rider.. loved it… ‘luckily I followed trail well - did not get lost..’

Returnees - Slut Entrails / TW / KimKXxx / Gobi Lo… good to see u all again !!

Lost in Space - returnee from Faro, Portugal, where he and Pig Fokker caught up with Blow My Tits and Oh Sh*t!!

Octo > KimKXxx / CBB / Freebie / JV - not listening to the briefing..

Octo > Nick / JV - did own trail

Indy > Screwtop… thanks for setting the fun creative Easter trail - and for putting your hand up to set runs around special events and provide the goodies !!

Screwtop -
1st LSW run.. - 14 Oct 2014
Runs hared - 22
No of runs - 218.. 1:10.. great ratio !!

LIS > Pipe Rider - thanks for providing DD shoe 👠 tissue paper to write ✍️ on !

Octo > Roy … naming of Toilet Boy… now has an LSW hash family member in Sweden... Toilet Spray ..

Screwtop - fab Easter hash and bash !!

And to sing the most popular LSW hash song… the hare accompanied by all!!

7.48km
Wong Chuk Hang 240327 7.48km

 

 

 

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