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Mongkok Hare - Kim KardaXXXian Hashers - Slut Entrails, Duty Free, Barney, Comes Up the Rear, Kim KardaXXXian, Gobi Lo, Octopussy, Pole Dancer, Indyanus, Jenny, Foot Fetish, Castrato, Joseph, Lubricated Mud, Hopeless, Meredith, Freebie, Cute Boar Butt, Jetsetting Whore Write-up - Cute Boar Butt A was held at a park in Mong Kok where youngters in colourful wigs and obnoxious hairstyle with some of them being in too old for their age school uniforms lining up for concert tickets displaying the true MK spirit. Let’s all admit a hash set in Mong Kok isn’t the most appealing idea for those who are shiggy lovers but knowing our hare KK and his clever ways I showed up with very high hope and expectation until I saw that Wimps 6.5km/Rambos 1:10.5 and Rambos 2 being 11km I knew we were in for a treat. Right before sending the pack off KK gave us a brief brief about watching for markings on the left because he’s a lefty except when turning right into a right corner, and then watch out for parts where you’d fall to your death. I could be exaggerating here but as a hare who always warn people about their deaths myself, that was what I heard, and that was what I passed off as “meh”. Then off we went. Because of my ability and competitiveness nature I am always the FRB, until the second mile and then I exhaust myself and let the true fast runners run ahead - I came to the first check and was the first to shotgun the steps going up thinking I had the advantage of finding true trail. Then I looked and looked on left (and right) but but no markings, Hopeless caught up and he proclaimed this has to be the trail because He. Just. knows. I was equally determined so I went up and down and went too far than normal until I realized I must have gotten the check wrong. With my fragil ego and tired legs I carried myself down the steps trying to catch up to the rest of the pack. Then came the tallest flight of steps I’ve seen hidden in a bit of an alleyway, the encouraging and also being someone who probably loves the LSW song the most, our hare wrote the words “climb the hill so high high high” pointing up, where I caught back up to the pack struggling and or maybe cursing. We then went down and back onto the road and came more running on road until we hit Ho Man Tin park where I saw the FRB guys doing a track run around and quickly passed me. I caught up to them skipping the track run and then we turned into a path where we could fall to our deaths but no one seemed to notice because of the overgrown grass. We ran parallel to the field for a while until we climb down some narrow steep slippery metallic ladder which ends at a corner on a highway where we were greeted by bus and coaches honking at us speeding pass 2 meters from our faces at high speed. We then ran along the highway and across into a tunnel with hideous wallpaper. I then realized we had passed Ho Man Tin and found ourselves in the corner of Hung Hum. We ran and ran, hare managed to throw in a fun shiggy part (and a few spiders) before we got to R2 and I was left with Slut Entrails becasue the two of us were very responsible FRBs who’d go back to mark checks even when we had gone way past them. At the corner of my eye I saw the other guys ran past a locked gate but Slut Entrails, being the determind and fearless hasher, without thinking twice he climbed over it with ease and I followed. We then ran onto a path that stang like sewage and the shortcutted down and caught up to those non-R2ers because we could. On home was a little confusing although I didn’t know exact what was so confusing about it, I saw Hopeless’ markings and the guys in front was yelling at me from across the road to cross to a different way, so I went and managed to arrive A to find only the ladies’ shower by the playing field is closed. I got changed under the slides with the lovely ladies blocking the sight from the other hashers (but not from all the other strangers on the other side who got a full show). The lovely hare then mentioned he’s generous enough to open his home for anyone who’d like to take a shower but at that point I was already done with handling with clothes. Octo gladly took up the offer and happily went off enjoying a luxurious 5 star experience with fresh linen provided and joined the bash at a much later fashion as I ate away my orders of food catching up with the group. Thank you Kim Kardaxxxian for yet another clever and wonderful trail. DOWN DOWN’S by Indy (faithfully written down by Castrato) The hare 🐰- Kim KardaXXXian…. All hashers had (mostly) happy smiles 😀 upon their return to A !! Great fun trail !!… Freebie - ‘perfect distance of 8.5 kms’.. Arachnophobiacs - CBB / Meredith Virgin - Joseph.. welcome to LSW.. fresh from UK! His boss suggested he join LSW! Joseph - enjoyed the trail but did not climb the gate.. Returnee - Meredith - great to see you again! And bringing along your mate Jenny (bash absentia) Kim KXxx - setting trail over locked gates.. Gate climbers - CBB / SET / Pole Dancer Octo / CBB - luxury showers 🚿 at hare’s place complete with towels / shampoos / hairdryer Octo > Kim KXxx… kissie kissies on the trail..?? Really?? Kim Kxxx - was encouraging all to kiss on trail..???? 💏 Castrato > Hopeless (bash absentia ).. was being such a gentleman on trail helping others at the bottom of the ‘challenging’ slope.. Kim KXxx / Meredith - been engaged for 3 years!!!??? (That’s what the notes say??) Freebie > KKXxxx / Meredith… so where is the baby then? All hashers with kids - Freebie / Castrato / Indy SET > KKXxx… Guinness drinker🍺 but can’t open the bottle variety … KKXxx - Statistics… Castrato - cheers!! for writing down the down downs! KKXxx - thanks for an interesting hash and great basho!! And the most popular LSW hash song 🎵 was sung in operatic style by the hare - KkXxx!!
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