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Ocean Park Hare - Comes up the Rear Hashers - CUTR, Calamity, Clean My Bush, Dame Invader, Dogshit, Duty Free, Freebie, Gobi Lo, Hopeless, Indyanus, Lube Boy, Mai Tai, Master Wanker, Natalya, Octopussy, Phoebe, Piperider, Shake My Shack, Toilet Boy, Worm Hole, LSW first timers - Christine, Joe, KP, Lindsay, Mac, Noisy Pussy Write-up - Hopeless Comes Up The Rear as the hare – freshly back from some (skiing?) adventures and Ocean Park. Feeling of Déjà vu for Hopeless 2.0 having run a CUTR/OP combination in January (RS2H3). Possibly the same trail? Going out and trying would see. Big turnout of 28 for the run, some new faces, some early in their hashing careers and…. Indyanus – Bag Lady supreme – calling out the orders before the pack set off on trail to Deepwater Bay. First Check, into Spider Alley, but, wait…. A series of “T” on path, riverbed, golf course, so all the way back to the big ON2 (or ON-R for Shake My Shack) and up the metal ladders onto Deepwater Bay Road and another CB for the shiggy loop around by the CLP building. Back down and the Split. Rambos up and over Shouson Hill on the tricky shiggy trail up and even tricker shiggy trail back down to the rejoin. Onto the wine cellars and over Aberdeen Tunnel foot bridge and back to the finish in the gardens for oodles of Soda Water and regaling of the splendor of the well-marked trail. Well done and thanks to the hare. Down Downs from Indy faithfully scribed by Gobi Lo… thanks! Mackenzie - honest virgin, came back from the run and wanted to pay $10 straight away All the LSW virgins: Lindsay - neighbour of Shake My Shack Christine - friend of Shake My Shack (and she used the opportunity to advertise for climbing class) Joe - Clean My Bush’s friend KP - also a friend of Clean My Bush’s, lives in Tuen Mun Mac - Scottish (ancestry) virgin with no friends at the hash, but still showed up! Noisy Pussy - visitor from Shanghai hash. When asked what she thought of the run, she retorted " it's more like a climb!” All virgins enjoyed the hash… so they said! Hare - Comes Up the Rear …. good run… CUTR - fresh from the Japanese ski slopes of -20 degrees - and still wearing his ski anorak in HK’s 20 degrees!!.. Off! Off! Off! CUTR - presented with the 🏴 ?????????????? Bobbleduck hash shirt.. BD usually would have been on the ski slopes with him.. Canadians vs Americans - CUTR vs Noisy Pussy, Mac, Shake My Shack, Phoebe 2, Dogsh*t Commonwealth countries - CUTR, Natalia, Calamity, Lindsay, Indy, Master W@nker Dogsh*t - been trying to get him to set a run but his excuse now is he has to go to Russia for a snow/ice marathon race… Gobi Lo - in a ‘similar neighbourhood’, in years past, GL did a 250 Kms ultra race - the Gobi Desert race over 250 Kms… 1st female!! Yeh!! Hence her hash name… Master W@nker - returnee, welcome back! Lube Boy - did a runner from LSW after getting named!.. ‘Holidays! ’ said he! DDs from the floor Dogsh*t to the Hare - next time put the flour marking on the electric fence Dame Invader to the Hare - down down for putting a check back next to a check Master W@nker to Dame Invader - always racing, but… he did the wimps Master W@nker to Shake My Shack - picked up a shoe and smelled it, didn't put it on. Letting his shoes air out all night Master W@nker to Dame Invader - saying that the LSW sucks the fun out of hashing as they only drink soda water these days ?? Gobi Lo to Master W@nker - take a look around you, everyone is half our age… it’s the soda water that’s attracting these young people to our hash! Dame Invader to Dogsh*t - from the US… scared of spiderweb even though he is from the “toughest” town in the US Dogsh*t to Noisy Pussy - mis-leading the pack at the top of the hill DogSh*t to Noisy Pussy, Shake My Shack & Mac - racing fast down the road, running on the opposite side of the markings and didn’t see the check Shake My Shack to Dogsh*t - pulling a full CUTR and not calling the check back! Gobi Lo to Pipe Rider - letting the pack go first because she’s terrified of snakes Calamity - making LSW more posh! Drinking Perrier water CUTR to Pipe Rider - for falling for all of CUTR’s checkback tricks Clean My Bush to CUTR - the larger the arrows the more they are misleading CUTR to Master W@nker - for misleading Noisy Pussy on the Out Trail for 2km.. on the guise of doing a ‘trail reccie’…. Lube Boy, Toilet Boy, Lubricated Mud - all in the same family CUTR stats… CUTR - thanks for a great hash.. and for that you can sing the LSW hash song ??!!
6.85km
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