Ma Wan / Park Island

Hare - Hopeless

Hashers - Benny L, Comes Up the Rear, Gobi Lo, Ding, Sticky Sex Toy, Octopussy, Josh MV, Shake My Shack, Lindsay E, Hopeless, Clean My Bush, Ivana Nucock, Freebie, Toilet Boy, Ryan, Sally, Nose Bender, Cute Boar Butt

Write-up - Sticky Sex Toy

Last Wednesday, the LSW run was set by our seasoned hare, Hopeless on Park Island—an unusual spot, and believe it or not, it’s been years since the last one! There was some light-hearted debate between Gobi Lo and Octo about when that was, but no one could nail down the exact year.
The run was supposed to be about 6 KM, but it felt like we were tackling a marathon. I forgot my “high-tech” Garmin watch, so I had no way to measure the actual distance. Honestly, I think the two rock-hopping sections along the coast added at least a few extra kilometers. Who knew a run could turn into an obstacle course? We also passed through a local cemetery, which was an expected element for a Hopeless run according to secret intelligence. Instead of sprinting up and down the stairs like in previous runs, we had to navigate a labyrinth of graves. I felt a bit guilty every time I shouted “trail!” - like I was disturbing the peaceful ambiance of a spiritual place. It was a little eerie, to say the least.
On top of that, there was a lot of walking and climbing next to a wire fence. Maybe that’s why the run felt so long—my legs were definitely feeling it! At one point, I wondered if I should’ve packed climbing gear instead of my running shoes.
But the highlight of the day? The chilled watermelon prepared by Cute Bore Butt. Seriously, it was a lifesaver! Perfectly refreshing after a summer run like this. I think I may have single-handedly demolished half the watermelon supply, but can you blame me? It was that good!
It was a fantastic summer run filled with laughter and good vibes. Well, on a different note, please join my annual birthday run next week! Sadly, my loyal comrade will be absent this year, and I will be the sole hare. But you will be rewarded with stunning views and a nice work out and, most importantly, I promise there will be no graveyards this time!

Down-downs from Octopussy

Hopeless - at 187 haring wanting to complete 200 runs

Hopeless - sets run on Park Island and doesn’t invite CBB. He doesn’t hare with anyone but has with Octo

Gobi - running late

CBB - 100th run not planned this way unlike Gobi Lo and Hopeless who pre-count trail

Toilet Boy - on time

Ivana Nucock - softening since Hungary become a snail saviour

Josh (Virgin)- brought by CBB who throws him out to the spiders on his first run

Sally and Nose Bender - not sure if they short cutted

Hopeless - advertised as animal run but forgot to wear animal outfit

Nose Bender - bought animal outfits for her and Sally but didn’t wear

Octo, Hopeless, nose bender and Sally for wearing animal outfit

Benny - really doesn’t like hellbank and open graves but came to two runs all had hellbank now this run didn’t have the regular hellbank but still have a different kind of hellbank. Also had graves

Benny - finally gets beer after the trail after coming a few times in expectation but only getting soda.

Freebie, Hopeless and Ryan for rejecting Ivana Nucock’s licorice

Ryan to come more often so Ding Ding will come to hash

Shake my Shack - passing the place called the Shack

Shack my shack - wearing socks and flip flops

Sticky Sex Toy - wearing long pants but with her height it’s not long

Sticky Sex Toy - setting trail next week without Octo for the first time in many years